Better Business Bureau

As the ACLU-card-carrying, tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing liberal that I am, I have a healthy distrust of big, evil, pork-loving corporate-welfare queen companies. What I'm saying is, I like to see small businesses succeed.

That being said, while normally I would never wish ill on a new entrepreneur with a sewing machine, a family loan, and a dream, I kind of think I would feel better about the world we live in if this company could go out of business as soon as possible, please.

To these guys, on the other hand, I wish all the best.