Strangest Things

Strangest thing seen on the subway recently:
A grown woman, probably mid-20's, sucking her thumb. Like, full-on thumbsucking, complete with index finger curled over the bridge of her nose. She contentedly sucked away for the whole ride. Oh, and her nails were painted, too.

Strangest/dumbest thing seen on the highway:
A truck with a scrotum. Seriously, some yahoo outfitted his pickup truck with a pair of plastic (?) testicles, blue to match the paint, swinging away there underneath the trailer hitch, as if the truck were a big metal bulldog. And that's probably just how the truck's owner thinks of it.