Things That Leave Me Not Knowing Quite How to Feel

1) Seeing an apparently straight couple, boy and girl, holding hands and looking all coupley right up until the boy opens his mouth and sounds totally flaming.
2) Citrus juice fortified with calcium.
3) Grown men traveling by skateboard.
4) Being cruised by men who are clearly out of my league.
5) Seeing a toothless, haggard homeless man picking through a box of fancy chocolates with a look of radiant delight on his face.
6) That line in the Le Chic song, "Good Times," that goes "Clams on the half shell... and roller skates...roller skates!" And probably a lot of other song lyrics, if I thought about it.