Autowedgification

Know what I hate? I hate it when it's wickit cold out, so you wear lotsa layers to stay warm, and then you finally get inside for the night and you start to take the layers off, and you got a couple 'a layers tucked in, and you go to de-tuck to let some of that waistline pressure loose cuz you're home and it's Miller-time and all, and really you could even just take your pants clean off if you wanted to but you don't, and so you grab a handfull of shirt and give it a good yank to de-tuck and loosen things up, only that wasn't all shirt cuz some of it was your drawers, and when you gave that good yank, you gave yourself a big ol' wedgie.

Ow.

That's what I hate.